Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
The beer is more important than you right now.
please dont pick me up from the airport dressed like a terrorist.
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
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