real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
Yea, forget your mom. She will be home after her one night stand.
it tastes like there's a party in my mouth and everyone is throwing up
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
i love how i spend my mornings exploring my phone to see what i did last night.
For some reason 'start yourself on fire drunk' isn't nearly as funny after last 4th of july..
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
They woke me up at 4 in the morning screaming "drunk adventure time!" because they needed a sober chaperone. They made me walk them around the block shoeless.
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
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