We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
every time i drive by the road she lives on, i scream in the car "i'm sorry i'm sleeping with your boyfriend!" makes me feel less whore-y.
Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
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My knee is bleeding. This cheeseburger is the 3rd thing I made out with today and I think I got a job with the ducks. Catalina is poppin
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
It was one of those "wake up holding a random metal flower" kind of nights.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
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It's not safe here. I had urgent and violent diarrhea last night, and I got blackout drunk. Please don't come over.
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
When a guy asks for your ig but you already know his blood type, social security number, & mother's maiden name.
SPICY FOODS AND BLOWJOBS DON'T MIX.
YOU SAID YOU'D TRY ANYTHING ONCE YOU LIAR
That's good to know, because I will be doing terrible things to you. Terrible things, John, wicked, evil, maniacal things shall happen to you and I will have the audacity to call it sex
STILL COMPLETELY OKAY WITH THIS
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