you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
i woke up with a shattered plate next to my head.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
Just found out I made out with the 40 year old Captain of the boat at the barge party. On the bright side he let me drive the boat so at least there's that.
Go makeout with Mickey Mouse so we can get FastPass tickets
Well the grass always *looks* greener on the other side but sometimes that’s bc there’s a sewage runoff...
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