Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
After he was done he gave me a case of landshark and tickets to tomorrows yankee game. This is the best nonrelationship ever
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I've been buying my puppy dildos for chew toys. I can't wait till a girl comes over and my dog is gnawing on a giant black cock
We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
There's a girl passed out on the sidewalk at the parade. Its not even 10am. She gave candy to children saying it was ketchup. Still think I have a problem?
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
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She kept giving the uber driving directions and we all thought they were wrong so we'd send him the other way. Turns out she wasn't guiding us home, but to the half gallon that she hid in the bushes on the way to the bar.
WHY IS THERE A FUCKING DILDO IN PLACE OF MY GEAR SHIFTER IN MY CAR?
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
No actually you're a pro. You puked on the cab ride, and managed to completely contain it in your purse. the cabbie was even impressed.
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