Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
Well I woke up with spatula marks on my ass and burns on my hands.
Look dude I'm sorry I used your bong to snorkel in my bathtub last night
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
Pretty much just farted directly in a baby's mouth on the subway
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
This is a test message to see whether or not the recipient is alive.
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
Randomize