So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
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they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
I burst into tears on the boat this morning because we bumped a duck in the head. I am way too hung over for today
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
i got her number while she was sitting next to her boyfriend. her actual number. i might be a superhero
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
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Today is going to be the longest game of "was that a fart, or do I need to go wipe?" I have ever played. Maybe the most challenging too.
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
Just told my dad about my heroic mailbox showdown. He looked at me strange. I think he thinks I'm high.
You are high.
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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