God help me. Come pick me up. The guy told me this is not a hotel and i had to leave.
Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
Apparently you make a good broom.
Apparently she held up my head the entire 40 minutes, convincing the cab driver that I was okay
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I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
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see that vagina ? that vagina means business
Got hit on by the cable guy. Solid 9. Think Orlando Bloom with a glorious curly mullet.
I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
I'm out of milk so I'm dunking my Oreos in Bailey's; this is my life now.
Just found out that the guy I lost my virginity to voted for Gary Johnson. It's almost more upsetting then him ending up being a massive asshole.
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