coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
Last night she showed me how to clean my bowl and now she's drunk making peanut butter filled cookies. Best. Roommate. Ever.
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
My ninety day supply of adderal just came in the mail and I literally just dumped all 180 pills into my hands and laughed like a maniac. Shits about to get cray
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
Also, for real, though? Did we even have sex or were we just jumping on the bed drunk and naked...because with me that's actually a possibility.
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
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