when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
i think the date started going downhill when i mentioned how many therapists i have
The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
Please tell me the foreign boys in the kitchen this morning were yours.
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
He brought a girl home so fat he called me before they got home to unlock the right side of the French doors
Fuck he won the bet
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
I can get something to clone your cock for $40. It's worth it. It's my birthday present to myself.
OMG I CAN GET A GLOW-IN-THE-DARK ONE
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