Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
I just ran into the married chick you banged 2 years ago at our apt! She asked me if I could get her coke! Memories bro. Memories
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
There is nothing worse than the batteries of your vibrator dying on valentines day
Tolerating him while I'm not drunk is like trying to find a word that rhymes with orange
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
I could be doing way worse things besides texting him 'come over and bang my headache away'. i could be on meth
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