I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
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What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
Just ate tuna on a frozen waffle because we were out of bread.
This is why you don't have nice things.
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
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I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
I just realized I haven't had a date or a potential possibility of a date in about a year. Then I realized I wanted to actually go on a date. But I'm sitting here getting high instead of being at a party. Life.
I woke up remembering only that I got pulled over by a cop, then looked over and found that same cop, naked.
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
We played wedding bingo. I made out with the maid of honor and fucked one of the bride’s sorority sisters. But I needed to get with the groom’s cousin, a mother-in-law to be, or the wedding planner to win and I came up short.
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