Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
There is a half eaten corn dog and soy sauce on the counter... WTF did you eat last night??
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
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I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
my coworker just texted me asking if i remember pissing in the mop bucket at the gas station
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
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I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
I am lonely and hungry. I need a girlfriend, but I'd settle for my mom.
After we hooked up he started to cry and called his mom and told her he wanted to marry me
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
I'm just now realizing I've slept with guys from three different decades over the past year. That's gotta be some sort of record.
Turns out your granddad is cooler than you. We're taking him on our New year's eve pub crawl instead. Sorry.
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