they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
at a bar with my ex girlfriend.. both men AND WOMEN are hitting on her.. and not one has even looked at me
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
Found the puke drawer
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
Both of our knuckles were split open this morning when I came out of the blackout, the column on the porch has two new cracks in it, were like the redneck Super Smash Bros.
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
This may be the most redneck thing I've ever said, but I know all there is to know about farting dogs
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