May have finally hit rock bottom...bouncer from the strip club informed me I wore the same shirt last night
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
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I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
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So I bring Danny back to the apartment for the first time and my roommate is curled up in the beanbag in the middle of the floor, wearing nothing but her uggs, high out of her mind and watching Harry potter... She offered us kettle corn.
He asked if he could come over tomorrow....
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
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