it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
just survived the first fart of the relationship.
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
are you looking for your table cloth? Cause I found it around my neck this morning...
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
So the name of the kid from the sponsor a child comercial popped into my head while I was masturbating this morning. Needless to say I will now be now be donating out of guilt.
Your friend, the one I told I would brush his teeth with my tongue, what's his name again?
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
Less adorably, the dog stared me down, yelping, while I gave him a morning blowie.
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
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