Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
I thanked her for the handjob she gave me in the middle of the night. She had no idea what i was talking about. I think she sleep-jerked-me-off. Im def sleeping over tonight too
He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
I found you laying in a field of grass near the trail I jog on in the morning like a drunken Bambi.
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
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