Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
You could say the cab driver was less than excited when we called his personal cell phone at 4am for directions back to our hotel after having blacked out at the club
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
I went to pick my brother up downtown and I stopped at a red light a homeless old man comes up knocks on the window shows me his penis and then screams money
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
I'm sending him pics of me in my new lingerie telling him to come over and when he gets here I'll have changed into like sweats and a 5 year old shirt with ketchup stains on it
And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
Yesterday I went home with one shoe, today I go home with three. Fucking win.
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
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