Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
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two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
he busted in while i was showering looked at me and said "youve lost weight bro, no homo" and started puking into the sink
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
Whoops. I'm a horrible gf, I dropped the "I'm looking for jobs in a different city" bomb before I wished him a happy anniversary
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Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
I'm a teacher who's always telling kids about the importance of due diligence, yet I'm eating an avocado out of a coffee filter because I'm too lazy to wash dishes
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
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