i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
This is a drunk text message. I am so glad that we are friends. Tomorrow we will eat sandwiches in miniature. We both love dogs. Flower.
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
I just tipped the cab driver with pistachio nuts. And he loved it.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
Super awkward when the coworker you made out with in exchange for molly last weekend keeps coming over to your cube and trying to talk to you
turns out putting a tie on my unicorn onesie didn't make it acceptable "formal wear" and I found salsa in my cup holder
My cat licked the coke mirror and now is giving me dirty looks. Bet money she has the drip.
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
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