Sry I called you an 8
Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
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who put toothpaste on EVERY doorknob in my house?!
He sent me a picture of myself smashed completely butt naked passed out on the couch and said "at least I'll have these memories"
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
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Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
My liver and I thought we knew what we signed up for. We were wrong.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
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