with your own penis?
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
I met my future husband in an elevator. Think Hispanic version of Dr. Bunsen Honeydew from the Muppets, but with eyes like Michael Fassbender.
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
I had to take on your role as drunk idiot....I have no idea how you do it so well and so regularly. That shit is exhausting.
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
Randomize
