i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
Hey, can you come over and kill me real quick
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
Very unfortunate to find out the kid who took your virginity has never seen Star Wars🙃
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
She was gone when I unblacked out, but she had nailed her panties to the wall and wrote “Colleen’s Dick”with a sharpie on the wall. No idea where she got a hammer and nail
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