Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
I was just randomly reminded of the night you were wrapped up in a bed sheet carrying a full bottle of cookie dough vodka and warning neighbors of the weirdos running around
Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
Instead of saying hi she asked if she could touch your dick through your ski bib and NOW I understand why you wore it to the bars
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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