whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
I'm watching tv and he's trying to stick a vibrator in my ass
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
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Dude you called me last night to let me listen to you piss in a cup and drink it. Just making sure you survived
Microwave minutes are longer than normal minutes.
Woke up with a treasure map of my room stuck with sticky tape to my ceiling. followed it and found $75 with a note saying; "eat this if we're invaded"... I'm never getting stoned again
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
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the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
I got his number because he was "impressed with how much I could handle"...I was chasing shots with Olive Garden breadsticks...
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
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