do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
There is a strange man mowing my lawn. Best day ever.
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
i just got referred to as "the Loch Ness Cockster". God bless my Scottish heritage.
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
:(. i have vodka in a fire extinguisher. that solves all problems. except fires. it would actually make that worse.
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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