My eyes are so dilated i literally have night vision right now.
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
I finally got out of bed at 8:30pm and my little brother informed me that I had cereal stuck to my back. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and go back to sleep.
Apparently drinking in your car before going into a sales meeting is frowned upon. We are car sales men not doctors.
I found your dog. Now we are bros, so he is staying. Don't call, don't make it weird.
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
Word to the wise, never look up your hot young doctors on Facebook before you're discharged. You will find things and no longer be able to take them seriously.
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