You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
Her little brother walked in right as I was finishing and was like "uhhh hey there's a lunar eclipse outside"
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
Definitely got a blow job in Charles Schwab's bed last night.
I love my job.
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
Then you guys just all showered together...?
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
where are my eyebrows?
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
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