And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
I felt like a fire hydrant the vomit just kept coming out
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
Too bad my thesis topic isn't "defining a hot mess: a study in drinking, smoking and other bad life decisions."
Tequila bombs in champagne seemed like a good idea at the time.
I just had a brazillian performed by a hungarian named olga. Im pretty sure she was trying to rip out my soul. You owe me a million orgasms
I accidentally got a lemon stuck in your bong. I was trying to make it taste good. Sorry
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
i now understand why vodka
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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