there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
Hold on, I gotta pump breast milk for the white russians.
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
Wonderful brian is stoned out of his mind, floating in a lawn chair in the hot tub eating a giant plate of macaroni and staring at the moon
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
I had so much drainage I couldn't moan properly. Fuck allergy season
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
Help I can't tell if I'm sexually attracted to Bill Nye
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