im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
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She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
You're always adorable, but when you're drunk, you're like Chia Pet adorable.
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
you're not a real person. you're actually just like a box of wine that can talk
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Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
Just woke up to find myself in a random bed with two people next to me having sex. I thought it would be awkward to just suddenly get up so i think I'm gonna lie here and pretend I'm still sleeping.
Still not sure if my open-bar-week-long-trip to Cuba is the best idea as a congratulations-for-my-sober-february-challenge. My liver might just explode and give up.
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
How the hell do you misplace a bag of tacos in a closet?
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