And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
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Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
Taking a shit on the side of the road is not how I imagined this morning would start.
You know what it feels like? It feels like I'm in that prison from the dark knight rises. That's what being a virgin in college feels like.
You know, you have a good excuse now if you have a poor performance. Just say "what do you expect? I took a paintball to the DICK!!"
I'm not entirely sure what happened last night, but I think I dislocated my kneecap during an epic Mario Kart battle...
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Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
Btw "you gettin a workout in" isn't a great gym pickup line. Like no I'm fucking grabbing lunch on my way to class.
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
Im about to get an ultrasound of my balls. I hate waiting. Its the worst.
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
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