I heard some girl say 'yeah he mustve been so drunk he kept mumbling and repeating himself'
And I thought
Fuck I do that shit every weekend
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
i felt like the dude nobody likes from the mikes hard lemonade commercial
I'm watching the Australian Open. They need to slow the fuck down. It's hard enough to follow sober and now it's just pissing me off.
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I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
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I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
If one more person says Merry Christmas to me I’m going to take a pen out of my pocketbook and stab them in the eye
I woke up remembering only that I got pulled over by a cop, then looked over and found that same cop, naked.
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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