Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
I'm now at that point where it just feels natural to do a few shots of whisky with breakfast and then head to work
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
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You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
The only way that night could have gotten any better would be if a unicorn would descend from the heavens with a nacho bell grande in a bag around its horn beat boxing Hakunah Matata.
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
Literally the fucking master of salvaging the possibility of a blow job whilst also crushing somebody's dreams.
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