yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
He spent the whole night convincing me I wasn't fat, but after we had sex he said "Oh, I see what you mean"
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
So it turns out that my mom and her dad used to hook up when they were our age
Never been so glad that I look so much like my dad that there's no question as to my paternity
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
You have set the bar insurmountably high with apple pie and buttsex.
So here's a tip: don't give a blowjob the same morning you're going to the dentist. Cuz they will think you have "mouth trauma."
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