windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
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please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
I five year old is judging me because I just opened a bottle of Sam Adams with my teeth before 8am
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
I opened a bud lite with a fencing sword last night. Yeah you banged that guy.
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We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
The cat just walked up and made eye contact with me while I had sex. I'm going to have to burn the house down with him in it.
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
The dude is a cop how would I ever date a cop I wouldn't be able to talk about the first TWENTY-SEVEN years of my life!
Sorry I yelled at you and called you Amish and puked on your eggs
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
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