I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
I think I just need to get a pillow shaped like a toilet seat.
Just please never masturbate in my bed again. I'm burning my sheets as I write this.
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
We should probably feel disgusted that we took turns eating and drunkenly passing around a burrito the size of a small dog but i’m ok with it.
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
If not, I can murder my liver twice...it's like a cat, it has 9 lives
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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