how can u be prego again
Your dad touched me again.
Upon hearing of his newfound access to every orifice... even ones he just made up... the Grinch's penis grew three sizes that day.
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
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I will never try to masturbate with americas funniest home videos playing in the background ever again
Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
He played pinball with my ovaries. He won.
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We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
I DEMAND FORESKIN
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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