we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
By the way, turns out "Danny B" is his penis. Not his cousin. I was right.
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
I have to be at work in a hour. Can you sufficiently fuck me in 35 minutes?
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I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
That's totally the Emoji for "just ran into some girl who knows I know she had an abortion"
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
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I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
...is this motivational speaking, or sexting? It's getting hard to tell.
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
He sent me a meme at 3am. Usually guys just send me booty calls that late. I think I'm in love
Hey so I got my period
Thank god I wasn't ready to deal with sober you for 9 months
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
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