i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
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yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
When you mimic motorboating Jennifer Love Hewitt, is it really that hard to understand why no one thinks you're straight?
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
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I found them. Thank God. Now I'm gonna have to take a Xanax for the panic attack I almost had trying to find my Xanax.
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
I just got out of a $280 speeding ticket by acting like The Big Lebowski. Seriously Jeff Bridges is the man.
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