This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
Life lesson: Don't ever put your penis in a crazy girl. Especially if she's married. And has a kid.
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
I spent my night drunkenly staring at a picture of John Stamos. How do you think I feel?
Roommate is eating a chimichanga, watching Dr Doolittle 2 and weeping. His Tuesday hangovers make me feel better about my life.
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
I was just informed that I have the perfect belly button for body shots... Best compliment ever.
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
The only monogamous relationship I can keep is with my eyebrow lady...
This is seriously fucking awkward. My favorite sex scene just started and my dad's still here. He offered me Cheetos.
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
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