DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
70 feet underwater and I sharted my wetsuit, Tide pen won't clean this up.
so, i drunkenly called my religious roomie because i was lost and told her if she couldn't come find me, jesus would condemn her to hell for not leading me to the light .. too much?
Sometimes I wish I could peel his face off and use it to take all the money out of his account.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
you kept telling everyone how your ninja turtle shell also functioned as a backpack
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
He's the second guy this morning whose job is jeopardized because of my vagina.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
Randomize