She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
I swear to god I'm going to hunt down and stab the next telemarketer that calls from a blocked number while I'm waiting for my STD results...
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
GOOD NEWS I CAN BRING THE VODKA IN MY LUGGAGE
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
I literally just told you I found out I masturbate in my sleep. I think we can be snapchat friends again
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
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