Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
Watching Fresh Prince at 9am with a beer in hand and he just said to Uncle Phil "Sometimes I worry that I'll never get my life together." I feel like that was a sign from above or something
he busted in while i was showering looked at me and said "youve lost weight bro, no homo" and started puking into the sink
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
Just invented taco cereal.
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
I'm putting my hangover kit in my car for the trip to work tomorrow morning. Dedication
I need you to teach me how to be roommates with somebody I'm not fucking.
Go have sex with him right now! Drunk sex is the best sex.
I know but these gold fish are so much better
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