Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
I have shoes on. No pants. And my jacket pockets are full of ketchup and grass. Yes. Good night.
Apparently 'check out this motherfucker' is not an appropriate greeting to use in the vicinity of sitting united states senators. Who knew
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
She had a tattoo on her pelvis that said "it's cock-o-clock" an had clocks and hot dogs exploding away from it. I'd like to tell you it was deal breaker buuuuuuut.......
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
Next year, please remind me not to be at a damn Super Bowl party with screaming children whose parents can't control them. I will sell the little suckers to the fucking circus passing through town.
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
Fuck me I smell like cheese
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
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