# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
upper decked the toilet at the restaurant that wouldn't let me pee there yesterday
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
tried unsuccessfully for 10 minutes to do bong hits while wearing glow in the dark vampire fangs before realizing air was getting out of the sides of my mouth
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
I just woke up in the closet wearing nothing but a Santa hat.
Jealous. I want an iud. Maybe there's a late night bodega that'll insert one for me
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
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