God help me. Come pick me up. The guy told me this is not a hotel and i had to leave.
i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
I like how you refer to peeing in the car as "super cute"
I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
Why would vodka do this to me? I've always been loyal
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
New low: just got woken up by my 9 year old cousin throwing an empty at me and telling me to get my life together.
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
Two chicks walked outta his room and all he did was beat his chest like LeBron and yell, "And 1!"
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
Just broke into a house and crawled through a window. Upside: getting laid.
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
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