That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
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But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
I just used my AAA membership to fix a strippers flat tire in return for a lapdance...does that make me a bad person?
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
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Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
I was going to make you have an awkward boner around all your coworkers but then I fell asleep.
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
I woke up in the bathtub with money shoved down my pants. I must've done something right.
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
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