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Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
He tried to fight me not realizing that I work as a bouncer in the the same bar we were in. His night ended with him in handcuffs, missing teeth, PLUS I got his shots that he ordered since he didn't get to drink them.
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If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
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When she introduced her friend to me I shook his hand and told him not to leave his ugly vest at my apartment in the morning. He took it off and bought me a shot.
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
I just want you to know you're the worst sister ever.
If this is about me and your ex, it's not my fault she doesn't like men.
My mother is currently smoking weed with a dying bee so his last moments aren't miserable. And she wonders why I rescued a grasshopper missing a leg.
Swear to god, somebody just drove by with mickey mouse in their passenger seat and he waved at me.
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