Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
Just got a blowjob to the theme of Bohemian Rhapsody as the sun was rising. I should just kill myself because ill never top this moment.
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
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Sure, fine. Daughter just told me she is not a virgin anymore. I am gonna start drinking now
if i actually bought condoms for every time i had sex, i could single handedly fix the economy
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
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Dad stumbling and puking in the White Castle parking lot = Father's Day success
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
I walked into my house with my pants inside out, no shoes and a limp. My mom asked me if I had fun but I passed out before I could reply...
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
Only a true best friend would remind you to make sure your cucumber dildo is organic
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
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