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i threw up in his kitchen sink and then used a measuring cup to drink water because i couldn't find a clean glass. i just threw up down the stairs. it's gonna be a long walk home.
so just incase you wake up on the couch wondering how you got there--you came home at 7am, put ice in a cup--then you proceeded to put the cup in the microwave and melt it because you "wanted water". you then, fell down the stairs while saying "you don't know me" then crawled to the couch.
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
I dont care if your mom convinced you it should be an abstinent christmas. I did horribly on finals and i'm out of booze, so you will get over her and FUCK. ME. NOW.
Just found the cutest bag of coke under my bed. I'm going to get fucked up and bleach the cat vomit out of my sheets.
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
You pissed off the back deck while listening to the national anthem from your phone screaming America Fuck Yea to my neighbors
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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