I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
Dude I think you forgot how to talk last night. We kept asking if you wanted a condom and you just smiled and made weird noises...
You got ahold of his prescription papers and gave out prescriptions for cranberry and vodka
you pissed in the sink and didnt realize it until it was time to wash your hands
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
TAing a class of 300 froshies and being so hungover I forgot a bra is my way of making dreams come true.
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
Shit. I'm running the whole hotel right now. The front desk girl had to run home because she left her vibrator on the counter and her brother, mom, and grandmother surprised her and are showing up to her place before she gets off work. This will end badly no matter what.
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
I don't know where you went, but if you're anywhere near the liquor, pour me another drink
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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