Can we have unprotected sex soon?
Don't quote me on that, I'm a walking boner
Um, that's called prostitution
Not if I leave it on the nightstand, then it's called cab money
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
Any day that starts with a call from my ex-bf... crying... is a good day.
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
I just realized I have my pepper spray, gun, and vibrator all in one drawer. One false grab and I'm screwed either way.
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
Ok. So I've woke up in a hospital. New thing to top that.... Waking up and realizing you've been locked inside the bar by urself at 430 am and all the doors are locked by key
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
I PUT IT IN THE UNIVERSE THAT I WANTED TO STAB HIM AND THEN SOMEONE DID! KARMA IS A BITCH AND SHE IS BEAUTIFUL!
We are literally scheduling phone sex... if that's not long distance af then i don't know what is
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
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