Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
Woke up to sesame street reruns and a $62 pizza bill. Never again. I mean it this time.
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
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He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
Just got to her place. Her parents are here and are high as a kite.
Her father just game me a high 5 as they left the room. Her mom leaned in and said "this is a rebound thing"
I'm running on 2 hours of sleep. Just spent 6 minutes staring at the back of my hand thinking: "I don't really know this that well"
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He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
He snapchated me a photo of his penis with the caption "it needs a home".
sober me is the one who makes bad decisions every boyfriend I've ever had I met sober
Best part about losing weight and not fitting into your pants any longer? They come off quick for chipotle emergencies.
To be fair I went my whole first week without showing up to work drunk!
I got paid to fuck my boss for lunch. My job is better than yours.
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