4:25 am: I want you here. Ugh.
Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
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Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
What do I have to do to get you laid? I talked to that girl with the ugly dog for 45 minutes trying to get you in, and all you said was "Steven Spielberg is my favorite director."
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
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and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
I can hear my parents having sex. I REPEAT. I CAN HEAR MY PARENTS HAVING SEX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!
Your mom is 55 and has MS. To be honest, I'm proud of her, and you should be too, bitch.
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
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